I finally did it! Tweet Victorrry is MINE!!! Despite the annoying brrrass bell I must wearrr, I committed the ultimate act of stealth. I slipped down upon a little twirp underrr my trrree and snatched it into my clutches! My man bean, (who is a hunterrr and trrree climberrr like me) was concerrrned because it was a dove and it isn't dove hunting season yet. So I played with it a little and then let it go. I believe that along with my crrredentials of Masterrr Trrree Climberrr, I can now add Mistrrress of the Hunt. What do you think?
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
This is how I elude big-mouthed, slobberrr woofies! Kona is looking forrr me and is unsuspecting that with one mere swipe of my paw I could tag herrr and disappearrr into the darkness of my dining "tree" table. I guess you could call this my indoorrr cat trrree.
Monday, June 11, 2007
Looks like an Angel...
...But She's the Devil in Disguise!!!
Furrrby is No FUN!
Overrr the weekend I went to see my cousin Furrrby. She is a Himalayan--so she didn't speak to me in Purrneez like Cat Chat Girl does. She speaks Himalayan- (I guess)- which sounds like hissing and spitting and meowgrrrowling. I told herrr that she rrreminded me of the Abominable Snow Cat and that did not go overrr well. I was just meaning that she's a mountain kitty--oh well. Furrrby has no frront claws and neverrr gets to climb trrrees like me. That would make me a hissy kitty too! By the way--I am sorrry that yourrr feline furrrend Suzanne has crrrossed the brrridge. I did not know herrr, but I can tell she was dearrrly loved by many. My sympathies, purrrs, and prayerrrs to the bean(s) she left behind.