Sunday, September 21, 2008

Missing Cat

This will be the last post for Lord Jaders aka "Jade." She has been missing for the past two weeks and has not been located. We are hopeful that a kind person has fallen in love with her and has decided to keep her in their home...we are not ready to accept any other possible outcome at this time. Thank you for allowing us to have so many wonderful conversations with all of you across the world.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Herrre is the crrreaturrre my beans brrrought back to live with me.
All it does is eat, sleep, and poop.
Bailey trrried to pull its nose out, since it was somehow smashed in.

I wasn't jealous, just borrred and currrious, so I went outside
and disappearrred forrr two nights and two days. My lady bean
rrreacted fasterrr than a bomb squad...This picturrre of me and a few
otherrrs werrre posted everrrywherrre within a squarrre mile rrradius.
Even the SPCA got copies.

Missing Cat: Jade

Herrre I am safe at home! Forrrtunately, my lady bean alerrrted the entirrre neighborrrhood.
I was discoverrred crrrying on a hot tile rrroof at night by a lovely lady and herrrr Chocolate Labrrradorrr. Durrring the day, the temperrraturrre had soarrred to 114 degrrrees. I hid in a crrrevice above the rrrain gutterrrr to stay out of the heat. My lady bean thinks a rrrogue Ki Yo Tee who has been seen scavenging may have chased me up the neighborrrs olive trrree and I landed on theirrr rrroof. Thank God forrr grrreat claws!

My Lady Bean and Little Sticky people rrrescued me off the rrroof and since then I have been staying much closerrr to home. Yes, I still get to go outside as often as I want, but I don't strrray verrry farrr. Besides that little slobberrry, poopy, thingy can't rrrun fast orrr jump enough to catch me, so I'm not so worrried anymorrre.
I told Yogie, I would post the Frrridge Meme next time.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Family Va-CAT-ion

Herrre I am crrrying
because ourrr beans went to see something
"Old and Faithful" in a place called Yellowstone.
We'rrre not old, but we'rrre faithful!! Waaaaa!
When they came back they had picturrres,
of some new pets they're going to get.
Something, Old and Faithful.
This looks old, but definitely not faithful since it
is sneaking arrround in the darrrk...

This is no teddy bearrr--no I won't sharrre
my bed with it!

Arrren't deerrr Vishus?

BIG Vishus Deerrr!

Oh, yeah, this looks Old and Faithful...
but will it fit in ourrr backyarrrd?

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Lord Jaders Lounge

Aaah, while my lady bean is cleaning inside,
I will rrrelax on herrr, nice
comforrrtable chase lounge.

Oh yes, this feels good. I don't suppose it would hurrrt if I just sharrrpened one of my talons...
Huh? Who me? No I, I...
No I wasn't sharrrpening my claws on yourrr lounge.
I've been laying herrre nicely like this, see?

HA! HA! Got herrr fooled! Who's the bad cat--yee-Ow!

Scrrrratch, scrrratch, scrrratch--scrrratch yourrr loungerrr...

Whuh? Uh-uh, I've been rrresting herrre the whole time.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Bailey's Got the Camerrra

Bailey, take of picturrre of this....Tttthhhhbbbbppp!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm falling off the bed ...!

Monday, May 26, 2008

Shouting Contest forrr Kimo and Sabi

Back in Decemberrr

I want to show little Meme's of my life
that happened while I wasn't able to blog...

I am fishing forrr Chrrristmas Trrrout!

Something must be wrrrong with this hook...